1. Chandler Buys A Laptop:
"Check Out This Bad Boy. Twelve Megabytes Of RAM, 500 Megabyte Hard Drive. Built-In Spreadsheet Capabilities..."
2. Chandler Flexes His Computer:
"We'll Put Their Names In Bolds With Different Fonts And I Can Use Different Color For Each Column."
3. Chandler Talks About The Internet:
"So It Seems Like This Internet Thing Is Here To Stay, Huh?"
4. Rachel's Modern Idea Of A Fairytale:
"What If He Calls His Own Cellphone To Find Out Who Found It And I Answer And We Start Talking And We Fall In Love."
5. Joey Inspects Pete's Videophone:
"For A Rich Guy, He's Got A Pretty Small TV."
6. Rachel Jumps On Ross' Back To Prevent Him From Hearing Her Drunk Voicemail:
"...Hang Up The Phone. Give Me The Phone!"
7. Ross' Response:
"You're Over Me? When Were You... Under Me?"
8. Chandler Gets Danielle's Answering Machine:
"Oh, Danielle. I Wasn't Expecting The Machine. Give Me A Call When You Get A Chance... [Rattles Coins]"
9. Phoebe's Observations About Monica's Answering Machine Chaos:
"Yeah, I Think After This, He'll Be Doing That Himself."
